PUMPKIN PIE FROM FUCKING SCRATCH

I actually meant to do this last year - which is when I took all the pictures - but never quite managed to get it all together for some reason (lazy).

But! Just in time for this fall season, I give you -

HOW TO MAKE PUMPKIN PIE

FROM FUCKING SCRATCH

(with pictures!*)

( Cut to save your flists, because it is not a short process (in pictures). )

I took entirely too many photos. Apparently I am a neurotic git. Or really just liked taking pictures of unbeaten eggs. Or something.

* - Apologies for the shitty photo quality, but this entire thing was chronicled on my DSi. Not too bad, if I don't say so myself.**

** - Came out better than the time I took wedding dress pictures on my DSi, as we had forgotten the real camera. I must say, though, there's something*** to be said about a girl in a wedding dress holding a bright blue handheld game system being captured by the sixty billion mirrors in the bridal shop dressing room.

*** - "NERDY. NERDY NERD NERD DORK, WHY ARE YOU IN THAT GOWN? GTFO AND GET BACK TO YOUR BASEMENT."