Meme time~

Stolen from adinasauce. Because I could.

Years roleplaying: 4 I'M SORRY I CANNOT COUNT LIED FIVE YEARS
Least favorite character: Uh. Meridion, probably. He was never very interesting.
Male or female characters?: Mostly female, but some male too.
Oldest character played: Moonchaser (awrsome!)
Newest character?: Nalchior (Now N'kor with a little purple dragon. Snerk.)

Which character of yours would be most likely to...
Jump off a bridge?: ...None of them, really. Maybe Rydia. She'd do it for fun.
Get drunk and pass out?: Hi, Rhaetia!
Be far too hyper for their own good?: Ilsairya. Holy cow that bird can go.
Be raped?: Larksong. Too noncombative for her own good.
Get lost and refuse to ask for directions?: Priscilla. ("OMG I'M TOTALLY NOT LOST NO!")
Get lung cancer: ...I don't think any of my characters smoke or live in smoggy areas. Equally likely!
Star in a horror movie?: Shinshime. She'll rip you apart when you're not suspecting it and giggle~ Or if you want someone chased down by the beasties, Fenariel. He'd make it out alive, though. Probably make friends with the damn monsters.
Star in a whore movie?: Tsukideshi. ("Sex? Awesome! Where?")
Star in a video game?: Lyrané. She'll beat down evil by virtue of being a sly two-faced deceiver!
Make the world a better place?: Daelin, and he'd be absolutely adorable and naive while doing so (and probably slightly patronizing, too! Poor lesser races).
Have a torrid gay love affair?: D'sen. And then he'd come to his senses and ask himself WTF was he doing.

Relate each word to a character of yours:
Love: Daelin
Hate: Lilith
Money: Aethan
Seduction: Jae
Lies: Lyrané
Tragedy: Epitaph
Manipulation: Shinshime
Violence: Shinshime
Politics: V'ren
Fire: KABOOM - I mean, Rhaetia
Ice: ...Shinshime. Geez. (You're a real WINNAR, aren't you, lass?)

Would you ever...
Play a prostitute?: Been there~
Play a musician?: Done that!
Play a pilot?: Do Dragonriders count? If not, uh, have to find a place where there are mechanical things to fly.
Play a homosexual?: Done that, too.
Play a pedophile?: Hrrm. I might. I can't really imagine why, but I think I could do it without making the whole thing dumb. XD
Play a politician?: *another check for the done this already column*
Create a character for the sole purpose of smut?: Nope.
Play a character who commits incest?: No. The idea doesn't squick me, per se, but... It's always struck me as something silly, really.